Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Never before seen picture of Pau Gasol & Tim Duncan

Dear Trae + Paul,

Good friend and loyal AOFO follower Silk from Beantown sent me this picture in his latest telegram. Rumors that the two seven-footers recorded a full-length album over the offseason still have not been confirmed.




Greg Oden remaking N'sync

Dear Trae + Paul,

The latest injury to Greg is really Tearing Up My Heart. I Drive Myself Crazy thinking how good he could be if he just stayed injury-free. Ok, that's all for now - Bye Bye. Bye.


Monday, November 29, 2010

Worlds Fastest Interview Ever

Dear Trae + Paul,

Today is the second installment of my favorite never-ending series, "Adam Morrison Mondays." In this edition, Adam goes into great detail elaborating the keys to his success, his offseason workouts, his new diet and his plans to get back into an NBA rotation.


Saturday, November 27, 2010

Chris Bosh - Working Out With A Little Girl

Dear Trae + Paul,

I'm sure you guys have heard stories about Karl Malone training by running up hills in the offseason, but not even the Mailman trained with little girls.


Basketball League

Dear Bob and Paul,
Is this hows playing in our basketball league feels to you? we need to find some taller children.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Terrell Owens can play basketball?

Dear Trae and Bob,

Hope you guys had one heck of a feast today, I know I did and now it's nap time.

Happy Thanksgiving

Dear Trae + Paul,

Happy Thanksgiving guys.


Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Matt Bonner talks about buying a car

Dear Trae + Paul,

Did you guys know that Matt Bonner is shooting 69% from three-point land this year? He's made 17 of his last 23 three's AND he's environmentally friendly?? Sign me up.


Monday, November 22, 2010

Adam Morrison is Awkward

Dear Trae and Paul,

I am excited today because this is the first installment of a never-ending series entitled, "Adam Morrison Mondays."


Sunday, November 21, 2010

Odom to Vujacic

Dear Bob and Trae,

The art of the assist for you both to study.


Fair Trade

Dear Bob and Paul,

Kwame Brown was drafted 1st overall, while Pau Gasol was drafted 3rd overall. Sounds like a fair trade to me
.


Chris Bosh - Iron Claw (Baron Davis IbeatYou Challenge)

Dear Trae and Paul,

Lazy Sunday. Maybe Chris should get back to his original training regimen.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Glenn Robinson over Ostertag

Dear Bob and Trae,

I really enjoy playing the game where we say nba players and then try to remember what colleges they went to. So let's play....Q. Glenn Robinson aka Big Dog and Greg Ostertag aka Big Dumb Slow White Guy


A. Purdue and Kansas

Additionally i thought you guys would be interested in reading this: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/480486-nba-rumors-is-greg-ostertag-planning-an-nba-comeback

Vlade Divac - Trophy Love

dear bob and paul,
i think of you day and night. everytime i dunk and when i box out



Friday, November 19, 2010

Jason Kidd - Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime

Dear Trae + Paul,

TGIF! I'm doing homework on a Friday night though! With all this talk about these new young point guards, we shouldn't forget about the wily veterans.


Chris Webber and Gary Payton talk about Randy Foye's disease

Hey Trae and Paul,

Hope work wasn't too stressful. By the way, do you guys have a left-handed heart or a right-handed heart?

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Brent Barry - Crip Walk

Dear Trae + Paul,

Hope your Thursday went well. Did his wife not ever see this?

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

hi trae and paul.

we should make jokes with this.