Happy New Year!

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

I can't explain why, but I always like the Italian players.

Dirk Nowitzki Mic'd Up

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Even though I beat him in the 2006 Finals, I still think Dirk is very very funny. Hope your boo-boo gets better soon Dirk!

Stevie Franchise

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Remember that one time Stevie Francis played in a Chinese league game and never took off the ice bag on his ankle? It was after he got drafted by Vancouver.

Lebron James imitates Antawn Jamison

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

I'm in Cleveland until tomorrow. Goin to Cavs-Magic tonight.... can't wait to see Lebron tonight.

New Nickname

Dear Gary and Detlef,
Did ya hear that Dr. J has a new nickname. I think Dr. Chapstick flows better off the tongue!

Rasheed Wallace doing the Carlton Dance

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

I got N64!!!! But I also got so much clothes (booooooo!!!!)

WINTER WONDERLAND - Denver Nuggets Christmas

Dear Gary and Detlef,

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

Christmas Eve Dinner

Dear Gary and Detlef,
can you guess what I want for christmas eve dinner?

oh and followers, i lost my wallet last night. so if you find it, can you let me know. thanks! we have the best followers!

Naughty or Nice

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Merry Christmas to you two! Hope you were nice this year.

Hey Ron

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Kobe got ejected last night. Ron Artest said the only person to never get ejected from a game was Jesus. There's something trustworthy about Ron.

John Stockton can sing too

Dear Gary and Detlef,
Is diet pepsi the trick to a great pick and role too!?!?

Kareem on Jeopardy

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

We all make mistakes. Oops.

Nate Robinson Where Fail Happens

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

The second Nate video... Part Deux: The Reckoning. That song makes a lot of videos' stock skyrocket.

Nate Robinson "Frozen Moment" Commercial HD

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

The first Nate Robinson falling video. #GoInternet

Sixers Sing Frosty The Snowman

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

The holidays are here. We don't even have a Christmas tree. thumpadee thump thump.

LeBron James

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

So Lebron had a good game in New York... I'm way more impressed by this though.

Hornets Jingle Bells

Dear Gary and Detlef,
Big holiday party tomorrow at lovering. hope to see you both there with moves like tyson chandler.

Yao Ming Canta Jingle Bells

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

I'm pretty down about this latest Yao injury. I'm having trouble getting in the holiday spirit. :(

I never put two and two together

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Did you know these two are siblings? I had no idea.

Dikembe Mutombo impersonations

Dear Gary and Detlef,
wanna work on our Mutombo impersonations and then talk like him all saturday night. ladies will love us.
this is what he really sounds like! cant wait to hear you guys try!

Sasha Traded!

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Sasha Vujacic got traded last night. I know at least one individual is a little excited to be closer to The Machine.

Hello

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Good Morning.

A Final Farewell

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Goodbye, my sweet rose.

Adam Morrison footage

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Today is the last installment of Adam Morrison Mondays. Sad, I know, but it's been a good journey...he took us so far.

* At 1:15 you can stop watching... videos longer than 2 minutes are against AOFO's creed.

Just Friends

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

I found this old photo of my friend Wally and me. We're just friends!

Downfall of the Supersonics

Dear Gary and Detlef,
I now blame vlad for the supersonics leaving seattle. Why would you ever wanna leave your house once you have a nice fleece blanket and some Neil Diamond on?

Marcin Gortat is Livin on a Prayer

Dear Gary and Detlef,
do you know the words to livin on a prayer as well as Marcin?

Paul Pierce - Where Amazing Happens

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Paul Pierce is so tough that he came back into an NBA Finals game after being carted off in a wheelchair. I have so much respect for that man.

The Gheorghe Muresan Cologne

Dear Gary and Detlef,
My mother was asking me for ideas for christmas, I told her some new cologne would be great. Lets just hope she knows who I really wanna smell like!

Gordon Hayward rapping

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Come watch Gordon Hayward's rap. It's too big yo. Did you know he has a twin sister who plays tennis?

Nothing Better Than Rekindling Old Friendships

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Detroit played at Houston last night. The best inside-out combination in the NBA (November 2nd, 2007 - November 14th, 2007).

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts

Dear Gary and Detlef,
Good morning boys its mens league playoff time so its really time to focus on practice, film, and our diets.

The Brilliance of Boris Diaw

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Boris Diaw career averages:

9.7 points per game, 4.9 rebounds per game, 33% from the three-point line, 1 classical human being, 1 time escorting in the age of Romanticism.

The Knicks have won 5 in a row

Dear Gary and Detlef,

Maybe the Knicks are gonna turn it around. Not thanks to amare but thanks to Danilo and his sweet shot and even sweeter voice.

Brandon Jennings Going Gaga

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Remember that one time Brandon Jennings lost a bet and had to dance to Lady Gaga?

Adam Morrison Emotion

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Adam Morrison Monday. Yay. "More people should cry." (I've been saying this for years.)

"And when I get to the NBA, more people will cry."

We all change over time

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Nine years later and two distinct changes stand out: 1.) Chris Anderson has put on some muscle and 2.) He changed jersey numbers from #15 to #11.

New Movie for Star Center

Dear Trae + Paul,

Hey guys, remember Kazaam? Movies for young centers are so hot. Well, keep an eye out for this one.

Stephon Marbury where are you now?

Dear Bob and Paul,

Where are you now?

Lebron James NWO

Dear Trae + Paul,

This is never not funny to me.

Lebron James' worst nightmare

Dear Trae + Paul,

Bron Bron comes back to Cleveland tonight. I found video of his worst nightmare.

C-Webb and GP clown Nene

Dear Trae + Paul,

Today is a big day: we learned that Joakim Noah spent Thanksgiving in a steam room with John Elway, Kevin McHale made an always popular anthrax joke, and it's laundry day.

Never before seen picture of Pau Gasol & Tim Duncan

Dear Trae + Paul,

Good friend and loyal AOFO follower Silk from Beantown sent me this picture in his latest telegram. Rumors that the two seven-footers recorded a full-length album over the offseason still have not been confirmed.

Greg Oden remaking N'sync

Dear Trae + Paul,

The latest injury to Greg is really Tearing Up My Heart. I Drive Myself Crazy thinking how good he could be if he just stayed injury-free. Ok, that's all for now - Bye Bye. Bye.

Worlds Fastest Interview Ever

Dear Trae + Paul,

Today is the second installment of my favorite never-ending series, "Adam Morrison Mondays." In this edition, Adam goes into great detail elaborating the keys to his success, his offseason workouts, his new diet and his plans to get back into an NBA rotation.

Chris Bosh - Working Out With A Little Girl

Dear Trae + Paul,

I'm sure you guys have heard stories about Karl Malone training by running up hills in the offseason, but not even the Mailman trained with little girls.

Basketball League

Dear Bob and Paul,
Is this hows playing in our basketball league feels to you? we need to find some taller children.

Terrell Owens can play basketball?

Dear Trae and Bob,

Hope you guys had one heck of a feast today, I know I did and now it's nap time.

Happy Thanksgiving

Dear Trae + Paul,

Happy Thanksgiving guys.

Matt Bonner talks about buying a car

Dear Trae + Paul,

Did you guys know that Matt Bonner is shooting 69% from three-point land this year? He's made 17 of his last 23 three's AND he's environmentally friendly?? Sign me up.

Adam Morrison is Awkward

Dear Trae and Paul,

I am excited today because this is the first installment of a never-ending series entitled, "Adam Morrison Mondays."

Odom to Vujacic

Dear Bob and Trae,

The art of the assist for you both to study.

Fair Trade

Dear Bob and Paul,

Kwame Brown was drafted 1st overall, while Pau Gasol was drafted 3rd overall. Sounds like a fair trade to me.

Chris Bosh - Iron Claw (Baron Davis IbeatYou Challenge)

Dear Trae and Paul,

Lazy Sunday. Maybe Chris should get back to his original training regimen.

Glenn Robinson over Ostertag

Dear Bob and Trae,

I really enjoy playing the game where we say nba players and then try to remember what colleges they went to. So let's play....Q. Glenn Robinson aka Big Dog and Greg Ostertag aka Big Dumb Slow White Guy


A. Purdue and Kansas

Additionally i thought you guys would be interested in reading this: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/480486-nba-rumors-is-greg-ostertag-planning-an-nba-comeback

Vlade Divac - Trophy Love

dear bob and paul,
i think of you day and night. everytime i dunk and when i box out

Jason Kidd - Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime

Dear Trae + Paul,

TGIF! I'm doing homework on a Friday night though! With all this talk about these new young point guards, we shouldn't forget about the wily veterans.

Chris Webber and Gary Payton talk about Randy Foye's disease

Hey Trae and Paul,

Hope work wasn't too stressful. By the way, do you guys have a left-handed heart or a right-handed heart?

Brent Barry - Crip Walk

Dear Trae + Paul,

Hope your Thursday went well. Did his wife not ever see this?

Chris Bosh theme song: Like A Bosh

Dan Cummins "Crazy With A Capital F" - Ants

hi trae and paul.

we should make jokes with this.