Jerry Sloan meets Superman

Dear Gary and Detlef,
You puttin me on?

Popeye Jones, movie critic

Dear Gary and Detlef,
how many hoops would you give this movie?

Metta World Peace

Dear Gary and Detlef,
Im glad I still have my teeth too!

Explaining the Lockout

Dear Gary and Detlef,
three posts in one day? a video over a minute thirty? I know im breaking rules here but I think this video will help all of our followers better understand the lockout.

What Do Blake Griffin and Pat Goodwin have in common?

Dear Gary and Detlef,
Blake and Pat both love Kias!

Good Morning

Dear Gary and Detlef,
The NBA is back.... maybe we should too

Penny Hardaway Game-Winning Shot & Interview

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Penny Hardaway.... clutch.. even if it's just a men's league. Could you imagine if he showed up in our league?

And we're the two best friends that anyone could have!

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Twinsies?!?!

POW

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

No me gusta Kevin Garnett.

Unbreakable | A Unisex Fragrance by Khloe and Lamar

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

The Lakers haven't been playing well lately. But that doesn't mean that Lamar Odom hasn't been productive lately.

Sir Charles

Dear Gary and Detlef,
Did you hear? Angola is in trouble!

I remember my first dunk

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

This is Blake's first dunk! Brothersssss.

NUMB#RS by Kevin Love

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Kevin Love's new fragrance.

Phoenix Sick Dunk and surprise ending

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

This is incredible. Fastforward to 1:25.

A young Mark Cuban

Dear Detlef and Gary,
Remember that one time the mavs had a young steve nash, dirk nowitzki, and mark cuban?

Pau for MVP

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

People said he soft and then he won 2 titles. People said he couldn't sing and then he won 2 grammys.

Chris Bosh injured

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Chris Bosh got injured and he'll be out for awhile.

The problem with the max contract

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Lebron seemed like a good investment at the time, but did the Heat doctors analyze his receding hairline before they signed him to such a long deal?

Big Baby in bed

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Big Baby is just like us after all- we all like to lay in bed and watch dunks.

Shaq cuddles with Kwame Brown

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

See - not everyone thinks Kwame Brown is not fun to be around!

You've been Rick (Carlisle) Rolled

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Coach of the Year. Every year.

Carmelo Update

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Did you guys hear the Carmelo news?? Look at the fish he caught!

Blake Griffin's Reporting

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Speaking of Blake, he is a sound journalist too!

They'll be there for you

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

So Blake is fun, too.

Genie in a Bottle

Dear Gary and Detlef,
rub me the right way.

Swear Jar

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

What a good New Year's Resolution: no more swearing. Jerry Sloan needs to cut back or he's never gonna make it in the NBA.

A True American

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

DeShawn Stevenson has Abraham Lincoln tattooed on his throat. If you are racist I will attack you with the north.

Akron Hates You

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Just in case anyone forgot.

Dear Gary and Detlef,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The goofy "shake weights" Hedo Turkoglu dance

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Hedo got traded recently. He's doing better now, too. His secret to success? The shake-weight workout.

Ross Geller

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Loyal AOFO follower Silk from Beantown passed along this gem. Reminds me of the Ross-from-Friends quote, "you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."

(PS if any of our followers have suggestions, you can email us at Scalabrine44@aol.edu, and I've been waiting to quote Friends for a very long time)

Lil Penny and Gheorghe Mureşan

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Like spaghetti and meatball?

Jumbo Mutombo

Dear Gary and Detlef,
New years resolution: gotta stop eating so many JUMBO MUTOMBOS even if they are a great deal