Tuesday, January 11, 2011

A True American

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

DeShawn Stevenson has Abraham Lincoln tattooed on his throat. If you are racist I will attack you with the north.


Monday, January 10, 2011

Akron Hates You

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Just in case anyone forgot.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Dear Gary and Detlef,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


The goofy "shake weights" Hedo Turkoglu dance

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Hedo got traded recently. He's doing better now, too. His secret to success? The shake-weight workout.


Thursday, January 6, 2011

Ross Geller

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Loyal AOFO follower Silk from Beantown passed along this gem. Reminds me of the Ross-from-Friends quote, "you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."

(PS if any of our followers have suggestions, you can email us at Scalabrine44@aol.edu, and I've been waiting to quote Friends for a very long time)


Monday, January 3, 2011

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Jumbo Mutombo

Dear Gary and Detlef,
New years resolution: gotta stop eating so many JUMBO MUTOMBOS even if they are a great deal