Friday, December 31, 2010

Happy New Year!

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

I can't explain why, but I always like the Italian players.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Dirk Nowitzki Mic'd Up

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Even though I beat him in the 2006 Finals, I still think Dirk is very very funny. Hope your boo-boo gets better soon Dirk!


Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Stevie Franchise

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Remember that one time Stevie Francis played in a Chinese league game and never took off the ice bag on his ankle? It was after he got drafted by Vancouver.


Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Lebron James imitates Antawn Jamison

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

I'm in Cleveland until tomorrow. Goin to Cavs-Magic tonight.... can't wait to see Lebron tonight.


Monday, December 27, 2010

New Nickname

Dear Gary and Detlef,
Did ya hear that Dr. J has a new nickname. I think Dr. Chapstick flows better off the tongue!


Sunday, December 26, 2010

Rasheed Wallace doing the Carlton Dance

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

I got N64!!!! But I also got so much clothes (booooooo!!!!)

Friday, December 24, 2010

Christmas Eve Dinner

Dear Gary and Detlef,
can you guess what I want for christmas eve dinner?

oh and followers, i lost my wallet last night. so if you find it, can you let me know. thanks! we have the best followers!


Naughty or Nice

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Merry Christmas to you two! Hope you were nice this year.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Hey Ron

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Kobe got ejected last night. Ron Artest said the only person to never get ejected from a game was Jesus. There's something trustworthy about Ron.

John Stockton can sing too

Dear Gary and Detlef,
Is diet pepsi the trick to a great pick and role too!?!?


Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Monday, December 20, 2010

Nate Robinson Where Fail Happens

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

The second Nate video... Part Deux: The Reckoning. That song makes a lot of videos' stock skyrocket.


Nate Robinson "Frozen Moment" Commercial HD

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

The first Nate Robinson falling video. #GoInternet


Sixers Sing Frosty The Snowman

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

The holidays are here. We don't even have a Christmas tree. thumpadee thump thump.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

LeBron James

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

So Lebron had a good game in New York... I'm way more impressed by this though.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Hornets Jingle Bells

Dear Gary and Detlef,
Big holiday party tomorrow at lovering. hope to see you both there with moves like tyson chandler.


Yao Ming Canta Jingle Bells

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

I'm pretty down about this latest Yao injury. I'm having trouble getting in the holiday spirit. :(


Thursday, December 16, 2010

I never put two and two together

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Did you know these two are siblings? I had no idea.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Dikembe Mutombo impersonations

Dear Gary and Detlef,
wanna work on our Mutombo impersonations and then talk like him all saturday night. ladies will love us.
this is what he really sounds like! cant wait to hear you guys try!


Sasha Traded!

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Sasha Vujacic got traded last night. I know at least one individual is a little excited to be closer to The Machine.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Monday, December 13, 2010

A Final Farewell

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Goodbye, my sweet rose.



Adam Morrison footage

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Today is the last installment of Adam Morrison Mondays. Sad, I know, but it's been a good journey...he took us so far.

* At 1:15 you can stop watching... videos longer than 2 minutes are against AOFO's creed.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Just Friends

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

I found this old photo of my friend Wally and me. We're just friends!


Downfall of the Supersonics

Dear Gary and Detlef,
I now blame vlad for the supersonics leaving seattle. Why would you ever wanna leave your house once you have a nice fleece blanket and some Neil Diamond on?


Friday, December 10, 2010

Marcin Gortat is Livin on a Prayer

Dear Gary and Detlef,
do you know the words to livin on a prayer as well as Marcin?


Paul Pierce - Where Amazing Happens

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Paul Pierce is so tough that he came back into an NBA Finals game after being carted off in a wheelchair. I have so much respect for that man.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

The Gheorghe Muresan Cologne

Dear Gary and Detlef,
My mother was asking me for ideas for christmas, I told her some new cologne would be great. Lets just hope she knows who I really wanna smell like!

Gordon Hayward rapping

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Come watch Gordon Hayward's rap. It's too big yo. Did you know he has a twin sister who plays tennis?


Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Nothing Better Than Rekindling Old Friendships

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Detroit played at Houston last night. The best inside-out combination in the NBA (November 2nd, 2007 - November 14th, 2007).

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts

Dear Gary and Detlef,
Good morning boys its mens league playoff time so its really time to focus on practice, film, and our diets.

The Brilliance of Boris Diaw

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Boris Diaw career averages:

9.7 points per game, 4.9 rebounds per game, 33% from the three-point line, 1 classical human being, 1 time escorting in the age of Romanticism.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

The Knicks have won 5 in a row

Dear Gary and Detlef,

Maybe the Knicks are gonna turn it around. Not thanks to amare but thanks to Danilo and his sweet shot and even sweeter voice.


Brandon Jennings Going Gaga

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Remember that one time Brandon Jennings lost a bet and had to dance to Lady Gaga?


Monday, December 6, 2010

Adam Morrison Emotion

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Adam Morrison Monday. Yay. "More people should cry." (I've been saying this for years.)

"And when I get to the NBA, more people will cry."


Sunday, December 5, 2010

We all change over time

Dear Shawn + Detlef,

Nine years later and two distinct changes stand out: 1.) Chris Anderson has put on some muscle and 2.) He changed jersey numbers from #15 to #11.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

New Movie for Star Center

Dear Trae + Paul,

Hey guys, remember Kazaam? Movies for young centers are so hot. Well, keep an eye out for this one.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Lebron James NWO

Dear Trae + Paul,

This is never not funny to me.

Lebron James' worst nightmare

Dear Trae + Paul,

Bron Bron comes back to Cleveland tonight. I found video of his worst nightmare.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

C-Webb and GP clown Nene

Dear Trae + Paul,

Today is a big day: we learned that Joakim Noah spent Thanksgiving in a steam room with John Elway, Kevin McHale made an always popular anthrax joke, and it's laundry day.